Today we introduce a bit of healthy humor, inspired by our Enza, through a gay joke featuring Pope Benedict XVI:
Leonardo Da Vinci Airport in Rome, the Pope returned by one of its travel around the world.
After loading all the luggage in the limo of the Pope to return to the Vatican, Benedict noted that the driver is still waiting on the sidewalk.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please sit down so we can go?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, son," the Pope replies, "I do not ever drive in the Vatican and now I really want to."
"I'm sorry, but we can not, lose my place! And if something happens?" the driver protested, not wanting to go to work that morning.
"We were not indifferent of extras for you," says the Pope
Reluctantly, the driver behind salt while Benedict gets behind the wheel. The driver
repents of his decision just outside the airport, seeing the Pope to push the accelerator, bringing the limo to 170 km / h.
"Please slow down Holiness!" The driver is in despair.
But the Pope continues to bar until you hear the sirens.
"Oh my God, the police! I will withdraw the license!" Whined the driver.
Pope approaches and rolls down the window.
The policeman is approaching, a look, go back to the bike and take the radio.
"I have to talk to Marshal ..."
The sergeant responds to the radio and says he's pinned a limousine that was stopped at 170.
"Well, sbattilo in!" He says the sergeant.
"I do not think we really want to do it, is a very important ..." He says the policeman. "
" All the more reason! " Exclaimed the sergeant.
"No, I mean REALLY important ..." Answered the constable.
The sergeant then asked:
"Well, who you got there, the mayor?"
"Higher!"
"The Governor of the Bank of Italy?"
"More!"
"The Knight?"
"Maybe!"
"Okay ... So who is?"
"I think it's God!" Pause for thought
Marshal
"What makes you believe it's God??"
"Has the Pope for the driver!"
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